Stand Up Quotes

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

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I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do.

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If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression.

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Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

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A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.

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I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.

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